Justin Pie-Man: The Biggest News You Missed Yesterday

"There are two kinds of fears; rational and irrational - or, in simple terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. ... if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul. Being afraid of a monster under the bed is perfectly rational, because there may in fact be a monster under your bed at any time, ready to eat you all up."

- Lemony Snicket

“If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled 'How to Build a Chair' instead of a cookbook, you pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling."
- Lemony Snicket

"One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up."

- Lemony Snicket

Justin Pie-Man

Friday, April 17, 2015

The Biggest News You Missed Yesterday

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